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by Andy Simpkins
Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:01 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition November 2011
Replies: 2
Views: 13451

Re: Caption Competition November 2011

"Karen, when I said for you to give me head, I didn't expect this..."

A look of horror starts to cross over Karen Gillans face as she realises she has seen a certain Head somewhere before...

"Take it home but do not expose it to direct sunlight or feed it after midnight..."
by Andy Simpkins
Tue May 31, 2011 9:38 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition June 2011
Replies: 4
Views: 17820

Re: Caption Competition June 2011

"I've just sneezed on my hand and need to wipe it, stay still, Dearie..."

Idris was rooted to the spot as William Shatners 'Searching For Major Tom' is heard in the background...

"Yes, it is true, us Time Lords do have two willies..."
by Andy Simpkins
Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:44 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition November 2010
Replies: 2
Views: 4323

Re: Caption Competition November 2010

Katy Manning had tried unsuccessfully to remove the coat-hanger that had got stuck in her mouth... Doctor: "So, Jo, what did those Amazonian tribesmen do to you to make your mouth so stretched...?" Jo: "Thanks for buggering off halfway through my engagement party. I've been lumbered with a husband w...
by Andy Simpkins
Tue Mar 30, 2010 10:47 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition April 2010
Replies: 3
Views: 5478

Re: Caption Competition April 2010

"As you can see Amy, my sonic screwdriver is the same length as my willie...."

The stage hand also moonlighted as a part time obstetrician.....
by Andy Simpkins
Tue Jan 26, 2010 11:43 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition February 2010
Replies: 6
Views: 8662

Re: Caption Competition February 2010

"I am not going to hurl, I am not going to hurl...."

The Doctor could not contain his obsession for stroking brickwork any longer...

"Whats that on the ground by my trainer? It looks like dog poo, it smells like dog poo....it tastes like dog poo. Good job I didn't tread in it..." :lol:
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Dec 20, 2009 10:30 pm
Forum: Podcast
Topic: Podcast 61: A Very Tennant Christmas
Replies: 3
Views: 1256

Re: Podcast 61: A Very Tennant Christmas

Scenery chewing in abundance, hammy performances, all we needed was a bunch of screaming school kids, hyped up on coke and excitement shouting: "He's behind you..." to make it complete. Car-crash panto Doctor Who. Loved it.....
by Andy Simpkins
Wed Dec 16, 2009 6:17 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Rage Against The Machine for Xmas No.1
Replies: 2
Views: 6181

Rage Against The Machine for Xmas No.1

Wipe the reptilian smile off Simon Cowells face this Christmas. A campaign has recently started on Facebook to have the song:"Killing In The Name" by American punk metal band Rage Against The Machine as a Christmas number 1 in the charts. No more will the X Factor with their pre-packaged pop and Cli...
by Andy Simpkins
Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:25 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition December 2009
Replies: 4
Views: 6628

Re: Caption Competition December 2009

Malcolm really should have gone to Specsavers...

Lee Evans' 'Japanese Sniper' impression was a wow at the Christmas parties...

"Why, Doctor, these really are X-Ray specs!....."
by Andy Simpkins
Tue Dec 01, 2009 8:22 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition November 2009
Replies: 4
Views: 6204

Re: Caption Competition November 2009

Sarah Jane could barely stop the house from collapsing as William Shatner,dressed as Santa Claus, walked about on the roof and made his way to the chimney.... "Okay, I've thrust my boobies out as far as I can. £2 a fondle, boys!" Tied to the door, Sarah Jane could only wonder if being assistant to t...
by Andy Simpkins
Mon Nov 16, 2009 6:26 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: what will we do once he's gone...?
Replies: 4
Views: 8697

Re: what will we do once he's gone...?

Now that all the wax in the world has been used up, what is Madame Tussauds going to do now? :D
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