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by lordsummerisle
Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:59 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Unashamed mocking of anyone not at the cider thingy
Replies: 19
Views: 8436

You still have to ask the question though ...... why is that all proctologists have hands like a bunch of bananas?
by lordsummerisle
Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:05 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition October 2003
Replies: 8
Views: 13056

Iain's fortune telling powers could only reveal an ugly future in store for the young David Dickinson.
by lordsummerisle
Mon Oct 13, 2003 7:57 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Ersatz Caption Comp...
Replies: 4
Views: 5370

Saddam Hussein's weapons of mass destruction weren't quite as high-tech as George Bush had been led to expect.
by lordsummerisle
Mon Oct 13, 2003 7:51 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Unashamed mocking of anyone not at the cider thingy
Replies: 19
Views: 8436

Sooty?

Now there's a tale.

It involves a sadistic doctor, a case of suspected appendicitis, a rubber glove, half a dozen medical students and a handful of jelly :shock:

I still can't look at a trifle without a tear in my eye.
by lordsummerisle
Mon Oct 13, 2003 7:45 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Unashamed mocking of anyone not at the cider thingy
Replies: 19
Views: 8436

Actually that was Terry Gilliam ...... and while he was boozing I joined the crew of his latest movie and told them to scrap everything they'd filmed because I wasn't satisfied and we'd have to do it all again but this time with more expensive sets. I've been doing it for years, he still hasn't caug...
by lordsummerisle
Sun Sep 28, 2003 12:18 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Unashamed mocking of anyone not at the cider thingy
Replies: 19
Views: 8436

A pox on you and your anti-beer rhetoric, McFadyan. The words of a man who used to put blackcurrant squash in his cider are not to be taken seriously.

Besides, I was at the Great British Beer Festival on four days out of the five :shock:
by lordsummerisle
Mon Sep 22, 2003 8:31 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Cider
Replies: 13
Views: 4616

Well, fella ..... I'd love to have been able to help you out this year too as it would have been good to see you again but this month I got a water rates bill, electricity bill AND phone bill all after I'd spent a wad updating the PC to a mega-spec ...... oh, and I'm spending a few days in Milton Ke...
by lordsummerisle
Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:03 am
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Cider
Replies: 13
Views: 4616

If The Wurzels were to mate with George Best and their offspring contracted Hydrophobia while in the middle of the desert, even after making their way to the Cider Oasis they would not make up for Tony :D
by lordsummerisle
Mon Sep 15, 2003 7:23 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: for those who've missed it.....
Replies: 10
Views: 5587

This will probably sicken all those who know me but I was none other than Jean Luc Picard.

In a geeky kind of way I'm rather proud of that,
by lordsummerisle
Mon Sep 15, 2003 7:13 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Cider
Replies: 13
Views: 4616

Cider

Will MacFadyan be joining us for some of the yellow headache juice in a couple of weekend's time?

It's there.

It cries out to be drunk.

You know you want to.

Summerisle.
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