Clone-father??? OK, this is getting weird now....

Yes, it seems like June Whitfield is being brought in as a bit of eye-candy for Wilf. [/quote]

Yey!!! I'm crew!!!
.... I always thought I was an annoyance to be honest...

Without blowing my own horn (ooer) I do a very good loiter. In fact I've received awards for it. Well, the police call them cautions, but we're quibbling... It could be like Where's Wally. Here's the Staggering Stories calendar. How many stalkers can you find in each picture?

OK, I'll let you have hmph and pfft, but not the last one. If you can't imagine it being used in Terry & June, it's definitely out.
No, smoking is not cool. Don't ever start.

Where are my manners? Thank you mystery hero!
The rest of you? Oh my Bod, you are going to suffer...
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA....cough....cough...splutter..... (must quit cigs very soon)

you will pay, Fake Keith, oh yes, you will pay...

Was it the clone bit, or the North Wales bit

hmph indeed... as I am too old to use phrases such as "LOL" or "ROFL" you, my friend, are far too young to use "hmph". Fourteen year-olds should not use "hmph", it implies a pipe, slippers and beard, like me

Bod be with you my son

...sob.... I just want to be able to play it backwards to know what they're saying... waahhh!!!!

My technical skills have reached an all-time, all-time low. Loaded audacity, loaded podcast, stared at it like a dog who's just been shown a card trick... do I need to save the podcast as a different file format or summat?

Whilst I am touched that I now have my very own regular section on the 'cast ("sublimibal" messages) why do I get the feeling that I'm going to have to slap each and every one of you once I've deciphered them (and obviously worked out a way to play the podcast backwards)? Excellent work as ever Keep...