"Is that a magic wand in my back or are you pleased to see me?" "If I had known that Victor Meldrew was going to be one of my advisors, I would have handed the throne straight to Mordred!..." "If you so much as mention the Knights of Ni! one more time, I swear I'll swing for...
"Ah, Mr Zimmernan. I've been expecting you....." It was a good time for Helen Magnus to check out her new deluxe super-loo with the leather upholstered seat and the wood-inlaid Easi-Grip straining handles..... "I can't speak properly.Someone super-glue'd my teeth together when I was a...
Unfortunately, we wont be going to Cardiff.We are trying to save money for our impending nuptials and Fake Crumblys mum is having an operation on her knee this week so we will be looking after her all this weekend.If I can wrangle it, I might see if we can nip down to Bath for one of their home game...