All righty then
"Backs away slowly"

May I just say a quick word about the aforementioned article.I am all for the idea of 'The Hunks of Staggering Stories 2004 Calendar' but a word to the brave soul who goes out and buys the source material:If it features any pictures of well-muscled and baby-oiled male models recining in seductive p...

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Hi all guests
Even though I am not one of the main crew I urge you to sign up so that you can engage in our 'interesting' chats!!!
Come all, come all and book yourself into the nearest institute for the mentally engaged. . . . . . . .

May I very belatedly welcome the real keith for the first time since he got shot in podcast 5!!
You could have made him suffer more using the Shat's whalle song
Arooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

ECT???
Mrs Keith of the Fake variety may I please recieve the Tom Baker comedy hour??
Please???
Don't make me whimper at you!!
'Whimper' 'Whimper'

No ideas??
I may just steal Leslies. . .
No, that would be plagerism. . . or would it???

Yes!

My clone-father smokes!!!
It must be cool!!
No it isn't
and by the way I'm too mature to use ROFL or LOL thus I shall use hmph, pfft and perchance Shibibwagamawhotsits

Oh I've just bought the Ancestor Cell
I've reached the (Spoiler Alert) part with the quite evil Romana 3
Evil I say Evil!!
I'm currently hunting the Eight Doctors by No-neck for less than £3.50
An impossible task!!!

How dare you imply that I am a clone it was very rude!!
Hmph
Yes you heard
Hmph