++++STOP PRESS++++NEW TORY CAPTIONS++++STOP PRESS++++NEW TORY CAPTIONS++++STOP PRESS++++NEW TORY CAPTIONS++++STOP PRE..... Iain Duncan Smith can only look on in disbelief as his successor is named... "Yes,folks,if I am elected, my term in office will be a real Bobby Dazzler... Kid:"Er,Iain...