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by Andy Simpkins
Wed Oct 29, 2003 9:36 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition October 2003
Replies: 8
Views: 21387

++++STOP PRESS++++NEW TORY CAPTIONS++++STOP PRESS++++NEW TORY CAPTIONS++++STOP PRESS++++NEW TORY CAPTIONS++++STOP PRE..... Iain Duncan Smith can only look on in disbelief as his successor is named... "Yes,folks,if I am elected, my term in office will be a real Bobby Dazzler... Kid:"Er,Iain...
by Andy Simpkins
Fri Oct 17, 2003 9:17 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: Forum quote box colour
Replies: 6
Views: 11961

Just for the record,the previous article was written with tongue firmly planted in cheek and the author is now relaxing on a sun-kissed beach,marguerita cocktail in hand and surrounded by a host of bikini-clad lovelies....
by Andy Simpkins
Fri Oct 17, 2003 9:04 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: Forum quote box colour
Replies: 6
Views: 11961

Oi!!

Just to let you know,I am not council house riff-raff.I am a proud home-owner ( he says,puffing himself up like a love-sick bull-frog ).I have a crippling mortgage and all the attendant bills that go with it. At least us residents of Hyde Drive ( or Ifield West as it should be called) do not have a ...
by Andy Simpkins
Fri Oct 17, 2003 8:45 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Introducing... the Thread of Embarrassing Oldies!
Replies: 33
Views: 32714

If you all think these pictures of your good selves are embarrassing,just wait until I get some old piccies of mine posted up on here.I can live with the cringe factor....... :lol:
by Andy Simpkins
Tue Oct 14, 2003 9:03 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Unashamed mocking of anyone not at the cider thingy
Replies: 19
Views: 21892

That's not a bad idea,Adam.I could put in a few pithy comments about how they never warm their hands before carrying out an examination,external or otherwise :shock: You said that Spanky's Bungalow was rife with unhealthy practices and sordid deeds.A new contest on this site could be how long one co...
by Andy Simpkins
Tue Oct 14, 2003 8:55 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: to do list
Replies: 4
Views: 9729

Perhaps 'The John 'Bloody' Williams' website,perhaps? :D Oooohhh,I'm going to get some serious stick about that......
by Andy Simpkins
Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:08 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Unashamed mocking of anyone not at the cider thingy
Replies: 19
Views: 21892

Because it makes them uniquely qualified for the job;to make one's eyes water :shock:
by Andy Simpkins
Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:59 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Keith is even older today!!
Replies: 4
Views: 5737

Yes,Many Happy ones and all that.The same age as me and we still have all our own teeth! :D (Colgate smile)
by Andy Simpkins
Mon Oct 13, 2003 8:54 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Unashamed mocking of anyone not at the cider thingy
Replies: 19
Views: 21892

Oooooo......

For Goodness' sake,do not say things like that.I have never had so many people take such an avid interest in my derriere.A few of them were female and very attractive but all I could raise was an embarrassed smile :( .Regrettably,they were medical students and trainee doctors so they had seen it all...
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Oct 12, 2003 9:54 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Introducing... the Thread of Embarrassing Oldies!
Replies: 33
Views: 32714

Me too....[img]aaaarrggghhhh%20open%20brackets%20etc......[/img]