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by Andy Simpkins
Sun Oct 12, 2003 9:47 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition October 2003
Replies: 8
Views: 21388

Captions from A Tory Boy!

Iain Duncan-Smith prepares to take the lead role in the 2003 remake of 'Doctor Who:The Brain of Morbius' "Oh well,I suppose it makes a change from kissing babies..." The malovalent influence of Tangoman possesses yet another victim "While I am playing with your ball,just what exactly ...
by Andy Simpkins
Wed Oct 08, 2003 9:12 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Ersatz Caption Comp...
Replies: 4
Views: 11528

Captions

"Hello,Big Boy,is that a plunger you're waving about or are you just pleased to see me?" "The new style coin operated portaloo is unveiled in a blaze of publicity...." "I know Dr.Who is coming back on but I still have to hang around for another couple of years until I get to...
by Andy Simpkins
Fri Oct 03, 2003 4:36 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: coooeeee, ,Lorrrdddd Nimmmoooooooon!
Replies: 13
Views: 13622

I thought it was the Chernobyl of Sci-Fi websites?
by Andy Simpkins
Mon Sep 29, 2003 9:40 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: New competition!
Replies: 0
Views: 6297

New competition!

As the Caption Contest has been prevalent for most of this year,I would suggest a new contest to tax people's imagination and ingenuity.I would call the contest:"The Hunt for Andy Simpkins' Gall Bladder".It could be along the lines of 'Splat That Rat' or 'Cracky Crabs' where it pops up in ...
by Andy Simpkins
Mon Sep 29, 2003 9:24 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Unashamed mocking of anyone not at the cider thingy
Replies: 19
Views: 21892

Oooooo.....

Heather,how would anyone be able to administer an enema to Sooty?After all,he has had Matthew Corbetts hand up his....(sound of hand being clamped over mouth,sound of van pulling up and a nice muscular man saying'Now,Mr. Simpkins,let us take you to a nice place where you have your own padded room an...
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:19 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Unashamed mocking of anyone not at the cider thingy
Replies: 19
Views: 21892

Dribblings

May I say that there is nothing wrong with putting the fear of God (if he exists) into mouthy teenagers.They are at the age when they should respect their elders and betters and should be respectful,courteous and reward us with cringing fealty. When I was up at the GBBF,I think I saw someone who loo...
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Sep 28, 2003 9:04 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: heh
Replies: 2
Views: 3860

LOL!!!'Singalong-a-Dubya.Who would perform this on Sesame Street and who would take on the roles of Rumble and Dubya?Enquiring minds wish to know....
by Andy Simpkins
Sat Sep 27, 2003 6:54 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Unashamed mocking of anyone not at the cider thingy
Replies: 19
Views: 21892

Well,I was at the Great British Beer Festival when all you lot were at work.....na na ne na-nah!! :P
by Andy Simpkins
Wed Sep 24, 2003 9:28 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: Staggering Stories Calendar
Replies: 6
Views: 29970

Jeeps

May I just say a quick word about the aforementioned article.I am all for the idea of 'The Hunks of Staggering Stories 2004 Calendar' but a word to the brave soul who goes out and buys the source material:If it features any pictures of well-muscled and baby-oiled male models recining in seductive po...
by Andy Simpkins
Fri Sep 19, 2003 11:57 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Cider
Replies: 13
Views: 15293

Ouch!

Karen,that is no way to talk about your beloved spouse. :?