You got it right first time,Karen.'Flagon'

Tony,from all this chit-chat,I understand that Heather was one of your boon companions in the convention days back in the(cue heavenly music,misty-eyed expression,serious New Romantic shirt) 1980's!!!!Ah,those halcyon days when men wore more lippy than the girls and music was produced on keyboards a...

Hey,Heather,what's all this I hear about you dancing on tables and having frolics in swimming pools?

There again,Adam,they could turn me into a gibbering incoherent idiot and make me attack Middle Eastern countries on the flimsiest of excuses...

Hello and welcome to the madhouse,Catwillow.New members are always welcome in this forum but don't say we didn't warn you!Mine's a pint of London Pride

Tony,I hate to disappoint you but it was Crawley Hospital.Houses in Maidenbower are stictly for swingers.Must be something in the water over there.....

Note to Adam:Please do not mention proctologists,it brings back unpleasant memories...Flashback to me lying on my side on a hospital bed with lots of people looking at my best side whilst wearing rubber gloves

"Hey Effendi,let us show those infidel western motorcyclists how to pop a proper wheelie!"

Islamic extremeists prepare to fire the prototype Scud Donkey at the godless nations of the West....

"Oi,Abdul,I can see my stable from here..."

By the way,one Keith Dunn was Anakin Skywalker.Not the obnoxious American brat but the obnoxious American hormone-ridden teenager with a chip on his shoulder.

If it is any consolation,mine was G'Kar.As I share the same hairline as him,it is no surprise.I have never read the Book of G'kwan but I'm sure my local library will have a copy.FYI,my friend,Jane from Exeter was Elrond from Lord Of The Rings.