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by Adam J Purcell
Fri Mar 07, 2003 8:55 am
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition February 2003
Replies: 6
Views: 17496

From outside the window, the dread Ham Burglar watches on in amusement as his latest brain-washed goon is about to continue his killing spree.
by Adam J Purcell
Thu Feb 27, 2003 1:28 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: Re: Thought of the Day: The Meek inheriting the Earth
Replies: 2
Views: 6313

Meek? No, that was a typo - it was really 'the geek shall inherit the Earth." Sadly it has already come true - worship your new master Bill Gates! Let him riffle through your computer when you do a Windows Update. Let him force you to use his buggy, virus loving, software. Let him force you to upgra...
by Adam J Purcell
Fri Feb 21, 2003 8:56 am
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition February 2003
Replies: 6
Views: 17496

After murdering Simon Templar, Tony asks Keith for advice on how to make a pasty...
by Adam J Purcell
Thu Feb 20, 2003 5:51 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Tony! Where are you?
Replies: 7
Views: 8132

Didn't he become one of the London Fields Disappeared? If not, his number must be coming up soon!!

We've got this board connected to the ethereal realm, so he can probably answer either way... Is anybody out there..?
by Adam J Purcell
Mon Feb 17, 2003 2:06 pm
Forum: The Cre'at Club
Topic: Bucky Novelty Thong
Replies: 0
Views: 11777

Bucky Novelty Thong

http://www.staggeringstories.net/thong.jpg Soon to be available as a special purchase from BuckCo Ltd, the outstanding Bucky Novelty Thong - "If you can't please her, at least make her laugh!" Available with authentic Bucky Hair or, alternatively, with cut outs for your own to spill through (limite...
by Adam J Purcell
Sun Feb 16, 2003 3:47 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition February 2003
Replies: 6
Views: 17496

Caption Competition February 2003

That's Tony on the left and Keith on the right but what should the caption be?
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by Adam J Purcell
Wed Feb 05, 2003 1:36 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition January 2003
Replies: 9
Views: 27463

Is Keith proclaiming: "Fist of fun!" ?

Is Cre'at saying: "Would you like four vegetable products?"
by Adam J Purcell
Wed Feb 05, 2003 1:26 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Curry
Replies: 5
Views: 6367

Shanklin Chinese restaurant? Is that the one where they let you choose your meal from the cage out the back? It's a bit like with lobster but less wet and rather more hairy. The worst problem with that sort of place is the smell - they never clean the cages out properly. It puts you right off your c...
by Adam J Purcell
Wed Feb 05, 2003 1:20 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: latest update
Replies: 1
Views: 4781

Sued over The News of the Universes: Buffy Slays Dubya? Never! And I'll tell you why - that would mean the US government admitting that Dubya has been replaced by that chimp that Reagan used to work alongside in that ancient 1951 film "Bedtime for Bonzo."! I heard they had to do a bit of plastic sur...
by Adam J Purcell
Fri Jan 17, 2003 2:12 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Curry
Replies: 5
Views: 6367

Meat Curry, huh? I'm not a Curry person myself but from what I gather they tend to be rather spicy - now I am beginning to understand why! Could it be that you are indeed correct and the 'meat' in question is any left over animal tissue they have lying around? Disguise the taste with hot spices and ...
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