It's still very quiet. I blame that Shonkey Donkey - he's scared everyone off! So Michael Grade's been turned into chair-man? What special powers does that give him? Can people now sit on him? Can he swivel? Is he now collapsable? Does he have a leathery hide? If we break his back off will he become...
I am. Completely off Topics. Can't honestly remember the last time I ate one. Boom, boom. Do they even still exist? Talking of which, do Wispas still exist? Haven't seen one of those about for ages. Used to be a great fan of the Wispa. I can still remember being down in Camber Sands for a week when...
Happy birthday short, hairy footed, one! You are legally allowed to stop counting when you reach 31. I've heard that at a certain age it is easier to just saw your leg off and count the rings - or at least that is what these strange fanatics are trying to persuade me... It's worrying because when I ...