Nice Observer/Guardian article on Who and the new series. http://observer.guardian.co.uk/review/story/0,6903,1431170,00.html .... in which we learn from the producer that his Daleks "fly like b@st@rds" and how most fans are like "the flat earth society". Written by a journalist w...

Karen was disappointed Keith had not made more use of his purple helmet.

Sorry guys .... couldn't resist it

"A remake of Invasion Of The Dinosaurs? Sounds great but what part will we be playing?"

The Ghostbusters always brought something special along to their Ann Summers parties.

"It's 'Still Life' Jim, but not as we know it."

Don't worry, I'm getting my coat.

There were some in the Oval Office who thought President Bush had misunderstood the concept behind the Regan administration's Star Wars programme.

Halfway through the front row's impromptu farting competition, Adam felt it was time to protest.

While I'd first have to say that I'm not too worried about IE security flaws (having both hardware and software firewalls on the machine and running McAfee Virusscan, Lavasoft Adaware and Spybot ... paranoid or what!!) I've also got to say that Firefox is an EXCELLENT browser. It's a tenth the size ...

The dinner parties at MacFadyan's were always a bit disapointing.

Thank you for putting that image in my head, MacFadyan. I'm just off to trepan myself now, pausing only to compliment you on your imaginative spellings of the word 'unfortunately'