No, I spent most of today at home watching the footy and most of yesterday at home waiting for a flippin' fridge to be delivered !! Is it any wonder we were at war with Draconia if that's how our diplomats spoke to each other? I'm sure if we'd just shot all the diplomats we'd have got along so much ...

Seeing as I had nothing to do and have an e-book of the story I thought I'd check and yes, it is in the novelisation. "Having issued his threat, the Prince bowed stiffly and mumbled the meaningless diplomatic farewell of the twenty-sixth century. 'May you live a long life and may energy shine o...

It's amazing what you find on the internet when you're sitting around waiting for a fridge to be delivered.

http://www.catsinsinks.com/

http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/

Be sure to remember to twist your ankle just before they grab you :) Of course ... ... and at some point during my interrogation by the Daleks I will taunt them by suggesting they'll never foil the Doctor's 7AM-1PM fridge delivery plan, thereby (a) accidentally revealing there was a fridge delivery...

I once spoke to a girl who said she'd been to bed with Tom Baker. She described having sex with the Doctor as a 'surreal experience'. In my opinion though, possibly not quite as surreal as having him phone me up to tell me that my new fridge is being delivered between 7:00 AM and 1:00 PM tomorrow an...

Terrible news

Apparently The Police are reforming.

They're now an eightpiece band though, in line with the Macpherson Report they've had to employ more racial minorities.

I didn't do so well myself either

Agreed, that's excellent.

This made me chuckle
http://www.thewavemag.com/pagegen.php?p ... leid=24184

The Death Star Beatles Appreciation Society were not known for their sense of humour.