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by Hobbit
Sun Apr 11, 2004 7:02 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: More Fun At The Forum...
Replies: 12
Views: 15115

And next up on Search for a Cyber Star - The Thompson Twins singing Doctor Doctor
by Hobbit
Sat Mar 27, 2004 8:22 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: "BBC Staggering Stories.Quiet,isn't it?"
Replies: 6
Views: 10358

You are legally allowed to stop counting when you reach 31. It's worrying because when I am asked how old I am these days I have to stop and think. (I was never taught how to count this high) But at least none of us have to count as high as Lord Summerisle who has officially run out of fingers and t...
by Hobbit
Sat Mar 27, 2004 2:30 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: "BBC Staggering Stories.Quiet,isn't it?"
Replies: 6
Views: 10358

Sorry, Andy. We promise to be more chatty in the future. :oops: Does everyone realise that Adam will be 30 soon? Time for grey hair and senility to set in. Time to look at a display of Hush Puppies in a shoe shop window and think 'Hmmm, they look comfy.' Everyone should send him jolly birthday messa...
by Hobbit
Sat Jan 17, 2004 3:06 pm
Forum: Musings: The Comeback
Topic: Purcell!
Replies: 7
Views: 34181

Yes, I have to agree. Although a manic laugh may be seen as a negative thing, if you could hug a baby at the same time I believe the effect will be cancelled out.
Could be good for a few votes, Your Evilness
by Hobbit
Wed Jan 14, 2004 8:23 pm
Forum: Musings: The Comeback
Topic: Purcell!
Replies: 7
Views: 34181

If Tony gets Austrailia can I have Rome and the Valley of the Kings? Please?? I'll be your minister for propoganda. "There was nothing suspicious about the murder/suicide pact between Bush and Blair. El Presidente was holidaying in Horley when the unfortunate incident occurred and has many, man...
by Hobbit
Tue Jan 13, 2004 8:45 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Age and how it creeps up on you
Replies: 2
Views: 4222

Age and how it creeps up on you

I would like to point out that young Adam will soon be 30 and it is now time to begin the general mocking and ribbing and laughing at his developing wrinkles. :lol:
by Hobbit
Sat Dec 13, 2003 5:58 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: About the wonderful and talented Gavin Standen
Replies: 9
Views: 14232

Please send our thoughts to Gavin's family...
by Hobbit
Wed Nov 26, 2003 7:45 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Awful jokes
Replies: 4
Views: 5558

I would tell the Vicious Circle joke but you really have to be in the same room...
by Hobbit
Sun Nov 16, 2003 5:39 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Awful jokes
Replies: 4
Views: 5558

Awful jokes

Three pieces of string walk up to a pub on a bright sunny day and decide to enjoy a pint or two in the beer garden. The first piece of string enters the pub and asks the barman for three pints of beer. The barman says: "We don't serve pieces of string here. Bugger off." The piece of string...
by Hobbit
Sun Nov 02, 2003 7:56 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Christmas p*!s up
Replies: 1
Views: 3053

Christmas p*!s up

Anyone up for a drinkie? Start chucking dates and times around and we'll meet up for festive jollity and mirth. :P