You are legally allowed to stop counting when you reach 31. It's worrying because when I am asked how old I am these days I have to stop and think. (I was never taught how to count this high) But at least none of us have to count as high as Lord Summerisle who has officially run out of fingers and t...
Sorry, Andy. We promise to be more chatty in the future. :oops: Does everyone realise that Adam will be 30 soon? Time for grey hair and senility to set in. Time to look at a display of Hush Puppies in a shoe shop window and think 'Hmmm, they look comfy.' Everyone should send him jolly birthday messa...
Yes, I have to agree. Although a manic laugh may be seen as a negative thing, if you could hug a baby at the same time I believe the effect will be cancelled out.
Could be good for a few votes, Your Evilness
If Tony gets Austrailia can I have Rome and the Valley of the Kings? Please?? I'll be your minister for propoganda. "There was nothing suspicious about the murder/suicide pact between Bush and Blair. El Presidente was holidaying in Horley when the unfortunate incident occurred and has many, man...
I would like to point out that young Adam will soon be 30 and it is now time to begin the general mocking and ribbing and laughing at his developing wrinkles.
Three pieces of string walk up to a pub on a bright sunny day and decide to enjoy a pint or two in the beer garden. The first piece of string enters the pub and asks the barman for three pints of beer. The barman says: "We don't serve pieces of string here. Bugger off." The piece of string...