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I'm here!!! Just got back from work. Very rainy. Cycled through puddle so have wet legs. Need shower. Andrew went for a job at Asda today but was told he was too young. All he wants is some Sunday work. He's not a wee lad so he could easily pull his weight. It annoys me that young kids get knocked b...

Just thought you should all know that lordsummerisle spent most of the journey home frightening teenagers. The poor lads were sitting on the train with their girls trying to look hard and he started making drunken and loud comments about wanting to hit someone. They all got off at the next stop, poo...

Just about to get the train. Will raise a tankard to all of you...and then another one...and then another one....and then...well you get the idea.
Love you all, sweetie darlings...
Karen and Keith and Jean and Bill and Jez (who is new and unknown to all of you)

Um...guys...he's not 40 until next year...but 39's pretty old...does this mean we have to have a party?...me and my big keyboard....muttermutter

Okay so this stupid forum doesn't like the end of the link. The [1].htm bit is part of the link.

That does mean you have to type, Tone. Use the strange keyboard thingy next to the mouse!!

I think H meant:

http://www.qnet.com/~pontius/smile/smilelmp_1[1].htm

It made Jamie laugh!
Andrew just grunted something indecipherable and wandered off.
Keith is far too old for that much fun so I haven't shown him the page yet.


I now can't get that damn tune out of my head.

Well Keith will be EVER so old next month so we could celebrate his slide into senility then?!

Nope. All taken care of - grandparents and Woburn Safari Park - what kids could need more? But I'll bring you a flagon of scrumpy if you're a good boy. Is that how you spell flagon? Flaggon? Flagoooon?

Hi H!

How was the birthday party? Sorry we couldn't make it but we were there in spirit. (Gin, mostly)