I think the Sea Devils music score is a lot better

I got up this morning with a smile on my face and a spring in my step.It's little things like that that make life worth living

That's got 2007 off to a very nice start indeed. There is a God after all.........

"Ladies, I don't suppose you have heard of a 20th century politician called Bill Clinton and what he used to do with cigars?......." If they rubbed long and hard enough,the girls were sure they could generate enough static electricity on Rikers jumpsuit so they could stick balloons to him....

Or as Shatner would say: "....Because...we...want to......because we....want.........to....."

I have an even better idea.Why don't we canvas enough people to go to sites like iTunes and Napster and download a William Shatner song into the charts....

The Imperial Stormtroopers of the Empire unveil their new weapon designed to cow planetary populations into submission.... Stormtrooper: "Are you sure this is a good idea to carry him off and gang-rape him?...." The star attraction at Emperor Palpatine's birthday bash had not gone down wel...

The Torchwood Annual Ozzy Osbourne Bite-The Head-Off-A-Bat Contest took a turn for the worse when the the contestants became somewhat over-zealous in their practicing...... Weevil:"I know Captain Jack is gay but how about this for giving some head....." The Weevil had to be restrained when...

"Cat,I'm a kitty cat.And I meow,meow,meow and I meow,meow,meow...."

Better rose-tinted lenses than smoke-obscured ones......