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by Adam J Purcell
Sat Mar 27, 2004 7:39 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: "BBC Staggering Stories.Quiet,isn't it?"
Replies: 6
Views: 10348

Does everyone realise that Adam will be 30 soon? Time for grey hair and senility to set in. Grey hair? I think you mean 'no hair'! Senile - I'll never go senile, Gerald. Hey, do you realise it's 1984 already! Time to get on down to these great 80's beats! Time to look at a display of Hush Puppies i...
by Adam J Purcell
Tue Mar 16, 2004 2:15 pm
Forum: Zagreus Theatre
Topic: duk.. duk.. duk.. limericks duk.. duk..
Replies: 1
Views: 15453

Ack, ack, ack-ack - ack!

(translation)
Thank you all for your limericks - even the painful ones! We certainly look forward to more (and the more desperate the ryming the better!)

Ack ack (ack-ack, ack) Ack ack ACK!

(translation)
Nice planet - we'll take it!
by Adam J Purcell
Tue Mar 16, 2004 1:37 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: a little surprise for saturday night
Replies: 6
Views: 10189

Well Rebirth is certainly a bit of an epic but that's exactly what we like here at Staggering Stories! Can't wait for the next part, Time Lords all over the place - can the good Doctor survive? I'm sure he will! As for the old Vic20 - well perhaps a good trade-in on a new PC running Linux would be i...
by Adam J Purcell
Tue Mar 16, 2004 1:28 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: to do list
Replies: 4
Views: 9721

Perhaps 'The John 'Bloody' Williams' website,perhaps? Oooohhh,I'm going to get some serious stick about that...... Williams the Bloody - yes, it was a shame about that Vampire attack but at least he's found some novel ways to use a sharpened violin... Rumour has it he has teamed up with Paddy 'Pang...
by Adam J Purcell
Tue Mar 16, 2004 9:21 am
Forum: Musings: The Comeback
Topic: Purcell!
Replies: 7
Views: 34086

The world domination goes well, my sycophantic minions! Bwah, ha, har.... (There, does that project the evil but benevolent nature of my magnificence?) Soon, oh yes, soon, the world will be mine - all mine! (see above laughter - Minister for Information, have your Revisionist Team splice a copy in, ...
by Adam J Purcell
Tue Mar 16, 2004 8:52 am
Forum: The Cre'at Club
Topic: Plea for help!
Replies: 6
Views: 31002

Mr. Dalek Web Cam Well, Georgie Dubya, Mr. Dalek was recently seen exterminating a hairy old man. Apparently his beard went up light a torch - it was quite a sight the other toys tell me. Unfortunately when the fire brigade rushed over to extinguish the writhing fat man they accidentally knocked Mr...
by Adam J Purcell
Tue Mar 16, 2004 8:28 am
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition March 2004
Replies: 3
Views: 10009

Yates: "Give me twenty, Doctor!" --- Doctor: "I'm sorry, Mike, the keys to those handcuffs have fallen down this grate..." -------- Yates (to Andy): "Get back in that jeep and hit the accelerator before the Doctor gets up!" ------- Andy: "I 'aint laying on no jeep,...
by Adam J Purcell
Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:05 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: I'm ill!!!
Replies: 1
Views: 2993

Bird flu, I expect. You really shouldn't feel bullied into eating those dead birds your cats bring in.

Stick to the people pasties - their full of only the healthiest dead people.
by Adam J Purcell
Sun Feb 29, 2004 9:57 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition March 2004
Replies: 3
Views: 10009

Caption Competition March 2004

Here's a fearsome panorama - our very own Andy, a jeep, Doctor Number Pertwee and his good friend Captain Mike Yates... What could the caption be?

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by Adam J Purcell
Sat Jan 31, 2004 7:26 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition February 2004
Replies: 3
Views: 10049

Caption Competition February 2004

Well, here's the Robot, Will Robinson and our very own Keith standing in for Dr. Smith. What's the caption, though?

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