macfadyan wrote:Oh, and IF I DO find the bits, i WILL be singing...despite UN resolutions - impose sanctions, go on, I dares ya!

What about an Uzi placed gently to the forehead?

It's the picture of Mme de Gallichan as a Zygon that mildly bothers me...

Reminds me of the Spitting Image sketch... "Multiple Orgasm (squeak. squeak.)"

And there is no truth in the rumour that he is sponsored by Cuprinol. Honest, guv...

disgusting...yes...terribly, terribly disgusting...

Remind me to get you a copy of Russ's porn video...

Not sure if people are aware, but Interalia Theatre are presenting an adaptation of "Evil Of The Daleks" at the New Theatre Royal, Portsmouth from Wednesday 25th. October to Saturday 28th. October. The Matinee performance on Saturday is pretty much filled up as is, as far as I can tell, th...

lordsummerisle wrote: "Is that a new episode of Doctor Who or are you just pleased to see me?"

You thir, thall wetheive my thewapy bill!

The revolution will begin with the revelation of The Head of P'Twee...!!!

Oh dear, oh lor...

No, he's not a sweetie pie, he's an evil-diamante-collared-persian-cat-stroking evil genius in waiting.

Oh, god, now she's going to hit the gin and Woodbines big time now...

We know. When are they going to stitch Keith's arm back on...?