Black or brown? What do you think? Brown.. I'm wearing jeans...

Mal felt his belt slip and prayed that the braces would take the strain. Mal realised that the last bowel movement had blown a hole right through the seat of his pants. Jayne: You put your hand up there and I'll do the voice Inara hoped that Jayne would mention that the high-waisted look was so last...

Ladies and Gents, Recent articles, including Outpost Gallifrey seem to indicate that there are three front runners for the new Who companion, Rose Tyler... Anna Friel - ex-Brookside hottie currently appearing in the 3 Video mobile adverts :D Keely Hawes - thin and pasty brainy one from 'Spooks' (or ...

I don't know what's worse - the fact that he appeared in public in the costume (which to be fair many of us have done at one time or another) or the fact that he was keen to write it up and post it on the net. I must say though I was expecting it to be a picture of someone I knew... It was a particu...

"Thirty-eight, thirty-nine, forty. Coming ready or not!"

I am. Completely off Topics. Can't honestly remember the last time I ate one. Boom, boom. Had a Kit-Kat about an hour ago though. Does anyone know when they moved from a foil-wrap with paper outer to printed foil wrapper? Don't like it I must say - spoils all the fun. :( And whilst on the subject of...

There's a new name that donkey and everything! :D On a totally other note... I see as soon as a new Who is announced the old enemy stirs and returns to a place of power. Michael 'toilet' Grade :evil: is announced as the new BBC chariman! Adam nearing 30? :shock: Surely not.... but that means... oh b...

Ladies and Gentlegerms... I present for your delight and delectation, with the kind permission of El Presidente!, a brand new Donkey. http://www.tallorder.plus.com/Donkey.jpg So what do you make of these onions? 14,219 points towards your Golden Welly award for the best response. NB: It is assumed t...

"I'd say it's a petrol pump Doctor... and look, there's the man responsible grinning from ear to ear. Let's run him off the base in the jeep conveniently provided by the chap who composed the image."

Deanna... or if a boy, Dimitri.