Hmmm... if we're playing Swedish rules, and invoking the Andersson/Ulvaeus 1974 "Waterloo" gambit, I propose...

RÃ¥dhuset

So there

The Sound of Music

Dalek Mother Superior : HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROB-LEM LIKE MA-RI-A?

Dalek Chorus : EX-TERM-I-NATE HER!

Yup, also known as Ethel K'nevil; illustrious stunt moped-ist of Olde Crawleye Towne.

hantsbear - with added "Va-va-voom!"

"Quite frankly, Mr. Gallichan, I think this is one for your gynaecologlist!"

hantsbear : that's another load off your mind

OMG, was I ever that skinny??? And an aincent picture of Ethel Kenefel; moped stunt rider of the parish of Crawley...

hantsbear... with Magic and Sparkle.

By the way, is it just my exceptionally warped imagination, but doesn't the first picture of The Dunn look not entirely unlike Joyce Grenfell??? And the second picture of Mme de la Gallichan is scarily like a younger version of my Auntie B... I think we should be told. Hantsbear - Stay With Someone ...

I couldn't put a name to the face...

Phew, the guilty, I mean, sorry, innocent can rest easy then...!!!

Hantsbear - Making Life Taste Better

Ummmm... might have had some mucky little involvement in a minor publishing empire with a deceased person from Stoke on Trent ("Only you, Steve, only you...") and a Riddler, amongst others...

Is that such a crime?

Hantsbear - Every Little Helps.

The "Hantsbear Pension Fund" (head office c/o Banque Nationale de Suisse, Zurich) will be keeping strangely silent in this matter.

Mainly coz my scanner isn't working.

But if it was... bwuhahahahahahahaha!!!!

Hantsbear - Because Life's Complicated Enough

Hmmm... somehow terrorising the universe on a "lovely Stannah stairlift" with Mr. Pettiforth from No. 32 doesn't quite have the same ring to it...

Another fondant fancy anyone?

hantsbear - because you're worth it.