-->

Search found 290 matches

by lordsummerisle
Mon Nov 03, 2003 7:23 am
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: ATTN Lord Summerisle
Replies: 1
Views: 3040

B@st@rd !!! Errr, yes. This means I may be shelling out the readies for a Doctor Who reated product. On the other hand, I may just download it even though it probably means Elton John and Phil Collins will starve :D I do have a rather nice version of the Who theme by Astralasia that's well technoed ...
by lordsummerisle
Sun Nov 02, 2003 7:28 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: the wicker man
Replies: 5
Views: 6434

It's on it's way. 4Mb worth so if your email is taking its time downloading, you can blame me ;O)
by lordsummerisle
Sun Nov 02, 2003 6:43 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Why, oh why, oh why ......
Replies: 8
Views: 9869

Why, oh why, oh why ......

.... does the theme song to "Enterprise" sound like it should have been in an eighties Coca-Cola advert?

It is bottom-clenchingly awful.
by lordsummerisle
Sun Nov 02, 2003 3:56 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: the wicker man
Replies: 5
Views: 6434

The Tavern is a non-starter for me since they ripped out the Sam Smith's pumps and went over to creamflow style beers. I do hate to encourage that sort of thing with my custom.

An MP3 of Run With The Fox though, no problem. Do you want it emailed to you, what sort of bitrate?
by lordsummerisle
Thu Oct 30, 2003 11:19 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: the wicker man
Replies: 5
Views: 6434

The song is "Summer Is A Coming In" (there are variouf olde Englyfhe fpellingf which I won't bore you wythe) and it dates from around 1250AD making it even older and tattier than Bagpuss and approximately the age of your smartest pair of socks :lol: Now, find a male virgin, pass the matche...
by lordsummerisle
Wed Oct 22, 2003 6:40 am
Forum: Competitions
Topic: About time for another interim Caption Comp!
Replies: 3
Views: 5842

Toto was happy with the new Cowardly Lion, Tin Man and Scarecrow but thought the part of Dorothy should have gone to someone younger.
by lordsummerisle
Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:29 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition June 2003
Replies: 8
Views: 26610

McFadyan's job with the dangerous chemicals unit meant he no longer feared his trips to "The Taj Tandoori" with Lord Summerisle.
by lordsummerisle
Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:17 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition July 2003
Replies: 9
Views: 23569

It was difficult to tell who'd been let down most by the dating agency.
by lordsummerisle
Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:16 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition August 2003
Replies: 4
Views: 16657

Back in the days when he was an aircraft pilot, George would amuse the crew by pretending to let blind passengers take control of the aircraft.
by lordsummerisle
Mon Oct 13, 2003 9:11 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition September 2003
Replies: 9
Views: 30682

The Crawley Amateur Dramatic Society's performance of "Alien" suffered from a severe lack of funding.

McFadyan's one man show "Puppetry Of The Penis" wasn't considered suitable material for an under fives birthday party.