Staggering Stories Forum!

hello john, hello sue, hello viewers.....

I decided that we should have a thread for folks to post their own thoughts for the day...im rather fond of the innane comments that appear randomly on the update spage so lets see what other nonsense appears here...

to start, and to accompany the one about the world being an oramge..

if you saved all the bogies you picked out of your nose for five years, would they all fit back up there?

Well, here's some of my thoughts for the day:

If the world is really round then why do golf balls exist?

How many light bulbs does it take to screw up the government?

If Americans call trousers pants and pants shorts, then what do they call shorts?

If you are in a straitjacket how do you scratch your nose?

[that last one is a real question - how am I supposed to scratch my nose?!]

you know...if I could be bothered I'd worry........