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On The Subject of Conventions...
Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2003 5:50 pm
by hantsbear
...the "Trial of an Alternative Timelord" at the last Leisure Hive (1989??), when a tape of Mistress Jean Riddler, spinster of the parish of Thamesmead, impersonating Bonnie Langford was played. Said Mistress Riddler was seen sliding neatly to the floor in an elegant movement of pure embarracement. We won't mention hantsbear's taste in Hawaiian Shirts.
...the first Carousel, where hantsbear was mistaken for a member of "Anthrax", playing in the same town...
...the second Carousel, where the committee were looking out from the hospitality room at a rainbow over Brain's Brewery, and Jaqueline Pearce slipped elegantly up to Mitch, put an elegant arm around his shoulder and uttered the words "Kevan, darling, you arranged all this for meee?" Poor love hasn't been the same since.
hantsbear the pseudonym.
heh heh heh
Posted: Wed Sep 03, 2003 11:41 pm
by macfadyan
...the "Trial of an Alternative Timelord" at the last Leisure Hive (1989??), when a tape of Mistress Jean Riddler, spinster of the parish of Thamesmead, impersonating Bonnie Langford was played. Said Mistress Riddler was seen sliding neatly to the floor in an elegant movement of pure embarracement. We won't mention hantsbear's taste in Hawaiian Shirts.
It should be noted that The Dunn has all this on video tape (note to Adam - video tape was an early way of recording either television programmes or events.....)
I believe he is open to bribary.....
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 7:12 pm
by hantsbear
Unfortunately, this bear is immune to bribary because he is:-
1. A raving pooftah who will have a poke at anything with facial hair.
2. Got his own copy of said video, which he gleefully shows to alland sundry with the caveat that "I've had the treatment and they let me out with time off for good behaviour"!!
Formulated and controlled by Laboratoires Hantsbear.
Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2003 9:26 pm
by Havoc
Whatever happened to Carousel 91, that's what I want to know.
Or Jean Riddler, for that matter.
Is it true she defected to The Who Shop?
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 12:53 am
by macfadyan
Jeannie is alive and well - it was never prooved!
As for the Who Shop...well.....yes, what about them? LOLOL
I have a feeling I shall be babbling about some more convention embarresements shortly.......however, before then I intend to just have a general rant.....I'm a happy chappy really, honest.....
Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2003 3:58 pm
by hantsbear
Ah yes, the "Who Shop". Still alive and kicking as far as I'm aware, despite attempts to push it off a railway bridge into the path of a District Line train...
Hantsbear. Because you're worth it.
The Who Shop
Posted: Fri Nov 21, 2003 7:41 pm
by tallorder
Yes and they've managed on-line ads all over the Radio Times Who mini-site. Shudder.