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Is it my imagination or do Ginsters (the pie/pasty/sausage roll people) have a 50% extra free whenever a big news story about a missing person (or persons) becomes news?

Dear Mr Purcell,

The answer to your question is: yes.

Hope this helps.

Ronaldo Hines QVC

I can never have anything nice
All i did was eat a Ginsters in front of Purcell. I should have known better, obsessed as he is with all things dead.

Bloody yummy they were. the chicken and mushroom type. Possibly a bit too much pepper.

Still, they were on special from Suimmerfield, 5 for the price of four.


I need to get out more.

There you go - a special offer! Did they find all of the parts to those two dismembered bodies that were discovered recently? I'm sure they didn't! Why do you think they put so much pepper in those pies? Probably a better preservative than salt...

Anyway, if you want something nice perhaps you should shop somewhere a bit more upmarket than Summerfield! How about Waitrose?

Ginsters! They used to do a 'Breakfast Bar' and a 'Brunch Bar'. One claimed to be made up of egg and sausage, the other bacon. Both coated in breadcrumbs and, to my mind, consisting mainly of oat and cardboard and packing pieces.

However, in light of this conversation thread perhaps they were dismembered fingers from short, stubby people? Consider this... Perhaps they were the fingers of Cornishmen forced to sell their digits in order to keep the family pasty shop out of the hands of the recievers as Ginisters slowly price them out of the market?

Adding more weight to the argument - ginsters almost rhymes with sinister.

Well, just a thought

Cheers'en.

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