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I once spoke to a girl who said she'd been to bed with Tom Baker. She described having sex with the Doctor as a 'surreal experience'.

In my opinion though, possibly not quite as surreal as having him phone me up to tell me that my new fridge is being delivered between 7:00 AM and 1:00 PM tomorrow and I should make sure I'm at home between those hours

BT SMS in case anyone was wondering.

However, in true 'companion' fashion I plan to ignore his advice, leave the flat at just gone seven tomorrow morning to buy a newspaper and get captured by the Daleks before I get to the end of the garden path.

heh, Keith likes sending me Tom messages. Actually, I'm glad they've gone back to using Tom and not because Ima sad old git. Its just yhe messages with the woman's voice always come out as garbled and rushed....with Tom its a steady delivery (ish) that one can understand....

However, in true 'companion' fashion I plan to ignore his advice, leave the flat at just gone seven tomorrow morning to buy a newspaper and get captured by the Daleks before I get to the end of the garden path.

Be sure to remember to twist your ankle just before they grab you

Hobbit wrote:Be sure to remember to twist your ankle just before they grab you

Of course ...

... and at some point during my interrogation by the Daleks I will taunt them by suggesting they'll never foil the Doctor's 7AM-1PM fridge delivery plan, thereby (a) accidentally revealing there was a fridge delivery plan in the first place and (b) giving them a precise window in which to set an ambush.

I know what I'm doing.

I bow to your wonderous wisdom, oh great one.

Be sure to escape their clutches whilst freeing your fellow prisoners then fall in love with one of them and run off to get married before the fridge is even delivered

<sigh> the nights must just fly by......

There's hope for me yet... I though I was going slightly ga-ga...!!!