Thank you all for your kind words and offers to govern some of the smaller states for me.
I have to agree with saving for poor Canadian people from the scourge of The Shat - there is just no taming it. As for the slightly more fortunate Australians, a cull of their eight legged beasties might not be too bad an idea - a few might be retained, if properly trained to obey!
As for the Wispa box! 48 bars ought to keep me going for a few days, most appreciated! Actually it's already down to 46 (and I've not had one myself yet!) Just have to make sure I don't eat them all at once - I could find myself ballooning to Shatner proportions otherwise...