Sarah Jane could barely stop the house from collapsing as William Shatner,dressed as Santa Claus, walked about on the roof and made his way to the chimney....
"Okay, I've thrust my boobies out as far as I can. £2 a fondle, boys!"
Tied to the door, Sarah Jane could only wonder if being assistant to the Doctors knife-throwing act was such a good idea...
"What b*stard put superglue on the door frame!!"
I wish I was a glow-worm,a glow-worm's never glum,it's hard to be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum!