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by Andy Simpkins »
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Iain Duncan Smith can only look on in disbelief as his successor is named...
"Yes,folks,if I am elected, my term in office will be a real Bobby Dazzler...
Kid:"Er,Iain,now that you're out of a job,how do you fancy playing for our basketball team?"
I wish I was a glow-worm,a glow-worm's never glum,it's hard to be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum!