Staggering Stories Forum!

macfadyan wrote:If you don't like them, why are you still wearing them?

How can you say that? It's been several weeks since I've seen her wearing those dayglo flared dungarees...

Blimey!! All that rampant colour on the screen...I thought my monitor was on the blink and I gave it a couple of good whacks just to get the picture back on an even keel!
I am sure that the elder amongst us can cast our minds back to the days when we thought that wearing those fashion disasters made us look cool...Cringe-inducing indeed.....

no, the elder amongst us wonders why we stopped wearing animal skins and in fact is still coming to terms with the whole 'coming down out of the trees' thing - eh, summerisle??

Leaving the water was where it all started going wrong. I was quite happy with my hydrothermal vent, then the missus saw that telly program "Ecological Niches Under The Hammer" and the next thing you know, we've traded up to a pool of slime. We can't really afford the mortage on that but she's already talking about buying a tree of our own and keeping the slime pool as a rental property.

Know anyone interested in a slime pool?

MacFadyan?

ah, many thanks for the offer, but I'm moving out of one this weekend. As a result, my life expectancy is going to shoot up....ironic as shooting up is the fave pass time of the pond slime where I currently live...odd really, Im only moving about 150m away, but its a better area.....still not brilliant, but certainly way better then where I am now.

So let me get this straight, currently 150 metres away from where you are now is a better area ..... hmmm

The mortality rate is lower and you do not see so many Ginsters 'delivery' vans in that area....