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Caption Competition November 2004

Postby Adam J Purcell » Sun Nov 07, 2004 5:30 pm

Vulcan or actor? You decide. What is the caption, though?

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Postby tallorder » Sun Nov 07, 2004 7:26 pm

After the ear operation, Spock found his sex life improved dramatically.

"Why do I never get an offer like this during pon-farr - damn that seven-year itch!"

Sadly it was not possible for Spock to look pleased with himself.

This beats the crap out ot Bran Flakes commercials, eh Shatner?
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Postby Andy Simpkins » Mon Nov 08, 2004 11:02 pm

Leonard Nimoy could only turn away in disgust as William Shatner made his way towards his latest conquest....

Spock prepared himself mentally as he heated the hot wax in order to trim the young Human female's bikini line...

"...and you mean to tell me,after all those years on the Enterprise,you never made a move on nurse Chappell,even though she was gagging for it..."
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Postby Adam J Purcell » Thu Nov 18, 2004 9:20 pm

Nimoy thinks: "I can't keep up with her constant demands for sex - I wonder if I can do what Bill did in this situation and drown her in the swimming pool?"
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Postby macfadyan » Fri Nov 19, 2004 2:42 am

the staggering stories lawyers are now having a fit, LOL

and no, I still can't come up with a witty remark for the piccie...Im having a dry spell...
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Postby Adam J Purcell » Thu Nov 25, 2004 8:59 am

Leonard Nimoy despaired at his daughter's behaviour every time the window cleaner came by.
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Postby lordsummerisle » Thu Dec 09, 2004 8:27 pm

"It's 'Still Life' Jim, but not as we know it."

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