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Aaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!!!!!!
...I feel better now...

Huh?

Sorry about that. I was having one of those days. All better now...

Glad to hear you've gotten over it. Remember - we're all trained psychoanalysts here - tell us your problems and we'll tell you about your sexual issues and how you want to sleep with your mother... You'll feel a lot better for it!

Got another 'one of those days' coming up in a couple of weeks or so... Any idea what you would like for your upcoming birthday?

I can hardly believe you're coming up to yet another birthday - they are really totting up now!!

Well thank you soooo much. Fell asleep on the train and woke up screaming after a disturbingly graphic dream about me, my mother and a large tub of mayonaise...

I'm getting too old for such shocks.

Tell me about it. My mum's coleslaw was horrible too

As was my mum.



er...

well, the conga soup and the Bean Crock also..

and as for sprouts....and brawn...ewwww

There are far too many long-suppressed memories coming out here...

...my mum is a nice lady who makes a cracking shepherds pie. I refuse to sully her name with any further lewd comments.

(She was also a dead-eye shot with a wooden spoon and I had many a 'you-won't-sit-down-for-a-week' moments to prove it. She is still sprightly for one of such advanced years and I don't wish to test her aim!)

The sprout is God's own vegetable, MacFadyan, I will not stand having it maligned by a man who drinks cider with blackcurrant squash

you know, this just explains SO much about Summerisle. I shall have to amend my files....