...the "Trial of an Alternative Timelord" at the last Leisure Hive (1989??), when a tape of Mistress Jean Riddler, spinster of the parish of Thamesmead, impersonating Bonnie Langford was played. Said Mistress Riddler was seen sliding neatly to the floor in an elegant movement of pure embarracement. We won't mention hantsbear's taste in Hawaiian Shirts.
...the first Carousel, where hantsbear was mistaken for a member of "Anthrax", playing in the same town...
...the second Carousel, where the committee were looking out from the hospitality room at a rainbow over Brain's Brewery, and Jaqueline Pearce slipped elegantly up to Mitch, put an elegant arm around his shoulder and uttered the words "Kevan, darling, you arranged all this for meee?" Poor love hasn't been the same since.
hantsbear the pseudonym.