As usual there were plenty of contestants in the "Whack A Marlon Brando Wild Ones Lookalike Riding a Motorcycle With A Placard" Contest at the local college....
"Look dad,I realise you are old and need to go for a wee but you should have gone earlier...."
Mutt Williams could only feel horror and distain but a certain frission of excitement as he felt a pair of hands slide slowly but inexorably down his body and something hard poke at his back....
I wish I was a glow-worm,a glow-worm's never glum,it's hard to be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum!