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Three pieces of string walk up to a pub on a bright sunny day and decide to enjoy a pint or two in the beer garden.
The first piece of string enters the pub and asks the barman for three pints of beer.
The barman says: "We don't serve pieces of string here. Bugger off."
The piece of string returns to his friends, upset at his failure and sobs at the table.
The second piece of string goes in and demands three pints and the barman says:"Bugger off. We don't serve string here."
The second piece of string bursts into tears and returns to his friends.
The third piece of string is so furious at the treatment his friends have received he storms into the pub, all wound up and furious and screams at the barman to give hiim three pints.
The barman glares at him and says: "Are you a piece of string too?"
And the piece of string says: "No, I'm a frayed knot."

feel my pain........

You all like bad jokes.Well,feast your eyes on these ones....

What is the difference between a heavy shower of rain and a lion with toothache?
One pours with rain and the other roars with pain

What's green and goes around and around?
A frog in a liquidiser

What do you call a man in a raincoat?
Mac

What do you call a man wearing 2 raincoats?
Max

What do you call a man wearing 2 raincoats whilst standing in a cemetary?
Max Byegraves

I'll get my coat......

Right. That's enough. Its all got far too silly.

also...

HAVE YOU ANY IDEA OF THE DANGER CAUSED BY CRACKING BAD JOKES ANYWHERE NEAR KAREN??????????????


HAVE YOU????????????

lawks a lordy, let us all pray that she doesn't start.......I'm scared now...

I would tell the Vicious Circle joke but you really have to be in the same room...