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How does my nose produce so much gunge? Is my head dimensionally trancendental? I need to use renewable tissue, lol...I've gone through ten decidous forests so far.

If anyone is still unsure, I advise you watch the Young Ones' episode "Sick" with particular reference to Neil.

And no. I do not need 6 inch nails hammered into me, or a Cre'at purging!

My apologies to those I haven't been around - enjoy it whilst it lasts, guys, lol.


normal servie will be resumed as soon as possible.

Bird flu, I expect. You really shouldn't feel bullied into eating those dead birds your cats bring in.

Stick to the people pasties - their full of only the healthiest dead people.