...open a can of Lord M on your ass! :shock: Oo-er! I knew you had a few problems but I didn't realise they went that far! Me, obsessed with dead bodies?! Just because I once checked your loft for one - you do live in the Death Capital of Crawley, if not Sussex - seemed like a sensible precaution! ...

There you go - a special offer! Did they find all of the parts to those two dismembered bodies that were discovered recently? I'm sure they didn't! Why do you think they put so much pepper in those pies? Probably a better preservative than salt... Anyway, if you want something nice perhaps you shoul...

When is a Triangle not a Triangle? When it is a Spanish Armpit.

No, our Triangle is not mearly half a square, oh no. It is an intergalactic epic of epic proportions told on the epic backdrop of many epic universes! It also smells like kippers.

The Shat is cool?! Not cool enough - he should be room temperature and not more! Hey, I wonder if he can swim? No, 'swim' not sing - we already know he can't do that!

I think he is referring to his drying out - kicking the booze, drugs, gorging, goats and 80's music. I don't think he's got the willpower myself, but we'll all support you old friend!

Yes, today is our 1st birthday (observed!) A cheer for everyone that has helped make Staggering Stories what it is today. It has been a lot of work over the past 12 months, not to mention the 6 months or so it took to build the site up ready for launch before that. Thanks to the many people who have...

Tell us who you think Keith Dunn Looks Like!

Is it my imagination or do Ginsters (the pie/pasty/sausage roll people) have a 50% extra free whenever a big news story about a missing person (or persons) becomes news?

Look out Cre'at - that fat one's getting away!