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by Andy Simpkins
Mon Oct 20, 2008 9:36 pm
Forum: Podcast
Topic: Podcast 30: Sweeping the Clanger
Replies: 14
Views: 11000

Myself and Fake Crumbly saw the Bath/Newport match on Sunday at The Rec and Im still farting from the dodgy hotdog I was eating while watching it.Newport put up a surprisingly good defence and managed to get in a few penalties.There was an almighty touchline scramble and after consulting the video t...
by Andy Simpkins
Tue Oct 14, 2008 9:36 pm
Forum: Podcast
Topic: Podcast 30: Sweeping the Clanger
Replies: 14
Views: 11000

Hey Wyn, just commenting on the Ospreys score against the 'Quins.You were robbed and deserved to win that match.Nothing wrong with KFC but I did hear a disturbing report many moons ago about the KFC near where I used to live in south London.Not so much KFC as KFRat :shock:
by Andy Simpkins
Wed Sep 24, 2008 9:09 pm
Forum: Podcast
Topic: Podcast 29: The Two Halves of Dobbin
Replies: 7
Views: 5699

Okay, I confess that Thornhill has its good and bad bits to it and some of the residents look like they inhabit that section of the gene pool that hasn't been stirred for a while but,with a bit of luck,I will be calling it home fairly soon.BTW,good luck against Ulster on Saturday. Fake Crumbly and m...
by Andy Simpkins
Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:19 pm
Forum: Podcast
Topic: Podcast 29: The Two Halves of Dobbin
Replies: 7
Views: 5699

I hope I dont get served with a slander notice for referring to Jonathan Frakes as a 'Soho drunk' lol. FTAO Wyn, my fiancee lives in that fair and leafy area of Southampton known as Thornhill, where I will be relocating to once I find employment in the Soton area. P.S. Bath are the only team to supp...
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:31 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition September 2008
Replies: 4
Views: 10242

"Captain, Ponn-Farr is almost upon me and I find you incredibly attractive..."

"Ha! You will not be invited to George Takei's civil ceremony this week.Uhura is the Best Woman and Chekov is one of the page boys..."

Spock froze as he found out where the captains hand was resting....
by Andy Simpkins
Wed Aug 06, 2008 6:13 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog
Replies: 7
Views: 8298

I absolutely loved it but I am trying to get images of The Pink Pummeler and Dead Bowie out of my mind.A peek into the stranger and bizarre corner of Joss Whedons mind......

"The Hammer....is....my penis........." :lol:
by Andy Simpkins
Mon Aug 04, 2008 9:41 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition August 2008
Replies: 5
Views: 11433

"Right, he's got the rubber gloves, we've got the KY jelly. Let's do it!..."

He slowly looked up in horror from the letter from Paul Verhoeven saying that he has been invited to appear in a sequel to "Starship Troopers"
by Andy Simpkins
Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:42 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: OMG OMG!!! [DW S4 Finale spoilers]
Replies: 5
Views: 5550

The Hand Doctor - Time Lord with a part human body - plenty of room in his Time Lord brain to incorporate Donna's thoughts and experiences amongst his own. The DoctorDonna - Human Body with a timelord thoughts - too much to fit into a tiny human brain... The HandJob Doctor - The manifestation of th...
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Jun 29, 2008 9:32 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition July 2008
Replies: 4
Views: 9189

As usual there were plenty of contestants in the "Whack A Marlon Brando Wild Ones Lookalike Riding a Motorcycle With A Placard" Contest at the local college.... "Look dad,I realise you are old and need to go for a wee but you should have gone earlier...." Mutt Williams could only feel horror and dis...
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Jun 22, 2008 9:20 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: WOW!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 8263

That is very true, El Presidente.She did seem to be mumbling and lisping somewhat.A point I shall be bringing up in the next podcast :D
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