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by macfadyan
Wed Sep 03, 2003 11:41 pm
Forum: Musings: The Comeback
Topic: On The Subject of Conventions...
Replies: 6
Views: 30287

heh heh heh

...the "Trial of an Alternative Timelord" at the last Leisure Hive (1989??), when a tape of Mistress Jean Riddler, spinster of the parish of Thamesmead, impersonating Bonnie Langford was played. Said Mistress Riddler was seen sliding neatly to the floor in an elegant movement of pure embar...
by macfadyan
Mon Sep 01, 2003 2:14 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition September 2003
Replies: 9
Views: 30530

note to the public.

No photo manipulation was needed for the above picture.


The new range of Staggering Stories novelty condoms and pubic wigs will be availible soon.
by macfadyan
Mon Aug 25, 2003 3:46 pm
Forum: Musings: The Comeback
Topic: Jealous...
Replies: 3
Views: 22141

hey...don't knock it - the fact that a 15 year old actually said that in this day and age is a source of happiness. Anyway...the old spice thing was ruined for me after the carling black label ad.... I note that you appear to have more spare time....we shall inform you of how you will be spending it...
by macfadyan
Sun Aug 24, 2003 11:08 pm
Forum: Musings: The Comeback
Topic: cats
Replies: 3
Views: 8675

Posts: 1
Location: At the end of my tether



I didn't know you two were into that sort of thing......explains maidenbower, I suppose....


see you Tuesday.....
by macfadyan
Thu Aug 21, 2003 12:31 am
Forum: Musings: The Comeback
Topic: cats
Replies: 3
Views: 8675

cats

whoo hoo...finally managed to reactivate this sillything.



itmay interest youto know that a) the spider still hasn't shown it's f%^kin faceand b) anotherofmy cats caught the same virus as wolsey...pitypoor fox...so, anotherlovelyvisit to the vet was had byall.....
by macfadyan
Wed Mar 19, 2003 2:40 am
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition March 2003
Replies: 2
Views: 11483

You are SICK!!!!!!! "I can't believe I'm doing this with that moron!" "Hynuh hynuh, be quiet..let us look for these weapons of mash destructionation in these large worm things. That reminds me...have you seen Professor Liebstrom today?" "ah...erm.......bugger....."
by macfadyan
Wed Feb 26, 2003 1:17 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: if dubya can do it......
Replies: 0
Views: 2889

if dubya can do it......

Letter from Terry Jones (of Monty Python fame) in 'The Observer' (UK) 26.01.2003 I'm really excited by George Bush's latest reason for bombing Iraq: he's running out of patience. And so am I! For some time now I've been really pissed off with Mr Johnson, who lives a couple of doors down the street. ...
by macfadyan
Wed Feb 19, 2003 4:56 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition February 2003
Replies: 6
Views: 20432

BBC ONE proudly presents the latest in our crime doubles season... Tony Gallichan and Keith Dunn are two tired, washed up old has been detectives in... London Field's Vice see them : track down dead bodies track down more dead bodies drink coffee "discuss" track down even more dead bodies ...
by macfadyan
Wed Feb 05, 2003 4:55 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition January 2003
Replies: 9
Views: 31578

or should that be...

"Would you like four productive vegetables"?
by macfadyan
Tue Feb 04, 2003 6:22 am
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: latest update
Replies: 1
Views: 5413

latest update

Congatulations to Adam for such a woncerfull News Of The Universes story. Please pass on my thanks to Alf Roland along with a bottle of Chatau Fleet Street. I havce a horrible feeling we might get sued over that one... AHEM I have no knowledge of Staggering Stories, whoever she may be, and have no k...