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by Andy Simpkins
Tue Oct 13, 2009 6:47 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition October 2009
Replies: 5
Views: 10502

Re: Caption Competition October 2009

"I might be dead but get your thumb out of my Martian backside!"

"Blimey,I knew I was pissed last night but I ate that?"

The pass the parcel game had been going wonderfully until the last piece of paper came off.....
by Andy Simpkins
Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:32 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: New Who logo
Replies: 3
Views: 8066

Re: New Who logo

Not too sure what to make of it at the mo.It does look like something that would adorn the front cover of a comic book but I will reserve full judgement until I have seen the first episode of teh new series.The problem is that we have been spoilt by the opening titles for the Ecclstone/Tennant era f...
by Andy Simpkins
Tue Sep 15, 2009 9:35 pm
Forum: Podcast
Topic: Podcast 54: Hounds of the Whooverville
Replies: 5
Views: 3932

Re: Podcast 54: Hounds of the Whooverville

Or should that be Ingmar Olafsson-Patel? :D
by Andy Simpkins
Wed Jul 01, 2009 4:17 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition July 2009
Replies: 9
Views: 19461

tallorder wrote:Jack was stunned to discover footage of the fateful day when 'the Quo' tried to incorporate a 4th chord into one of their songs :shock:
:lol: :lol:
by Andy Simpkins
Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:48 pm
Forum: Podcast
Topic: Podcast 46: Under Captain Kirk
Replies: 17
Views: 12997

All this about me and Captain Yates It's all lies, I tell you.Lies! :oops: :shock:
by Andy Simpkins
Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:40 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition July 2009
Replies: 9
Views: 19461

"Okay, I was young, naive and I needed the money..." Captain Jack was always fond of his role in 'Big Boys In Leather"... Captain Jack was astonished to find in a dusty loft, when all other reels had been burnt on pyres by howling mobs, the last surviving footage of The Beautiful South in concert....
by Andy Simpkins
Mon May 25, 2009 9:55 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition June 2009
Replies: 7
Views: 15593

While Spock was in obvious distress, Kirk had a crafty feel of his man boobs.....

"And I tell you Captain, it was that long...."

"Okay Leonard, I'll forgive you for 'The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins' if you forgive me for 'Mister Tambourine Man'..."
by Andy Simpkins
Sun May 10, 2009 9:30 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Happy birthday, El Presidente!
Replies: 19
Views: 17560

Tony, I think the Evil Eight Legs could be cowed into submission by The Shat singing to them :lol:
by Andy Simpkins
Wed May 06, 2009 4:22 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Happy birthday, El Presidente!
Replies: 19
Views: 17560

Haven't heard from any Canadians about their sentiments on The Shat.If he ever gets into office, I predict that there will be a mass exodus over the border into the States and applications for American passports will go through the roof :D
by Andy Simpkins
Mon May 04, 2009 10:34 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition May 2009
Replies: 8
Views: 17023

"You! Get out! We don't serve your type in here!"

Kryten:"Excuse me for asking, Mr. Rimmer, but where is Mr. Lister?"
Cat:"I s'pose he's slipped into his Lloyd persona and is humpin' that fat chick from Coronation Street..."
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