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by Andy Simpkins
Sun May 11, 2008 9:32 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Who Themed Real Ale
Replies: 5
Views: 5685

I think Head Of Pertwee ale would have a fine nose on it but not much of a body with a rather musty finish to it and Colin Bakers Old Timelash would be an acquired taste :lol:
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Apr 27, 2008 9:34 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Ood One Out
Replies: 5
Views: 8701

Its the two in the background whose faces do not look like highly pigmented pairs of buttocks.... :P
by Andy Simpkins
Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:00 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: CATS!
Replies: 13
Views: 30862

macfadyan wrote:
Andy Simpkins wrote:Whoa....steady on ladies.I'm trying to improve Anglo-American relations here

so, sorry...but who's the 'anglo' bit of that???????

:P
Oh if you insist.....Jersey-New Mexico relations....

Pedant lol :D :P
by Andy Simpkins
Tue Apr 08, 2008 8:37 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: CATS!
Replies: 13
Views: 30862

Whoa....steady on ladies.I'm trying to improve Anglo-American relations here.Glad you liked the review Leslie.I try to present them as much as my failing memory serves me and with personal impressions thrown in for good measure as well.Myself and soon-to-be-Mrs Crumbly will make Phantom Of The Opera...
by Andy Simpkins
Mon Feb 25, 2008 9:39 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition March 2008
Replies: 7
Views: 14672

"Bloody 'ell,it's that Cutter bloke! Leg it!!"

Nick Cutter was slightly disappointed when only two applicants turned up for the auditions to play the Myrka inthe new Doctor Who series....

"Oh quick,stop darling...we have a peeping tom....."
by Andy Simpkins
Tue Jan 29, 2008 12:11 am
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition February 2008
Replies: 4
Views: 7741

"Oooh...bright shiny lighty spaceship type thingy....No, hang on, it's a street light...."

As Captain John went off in search of Listerine, Captain Jack could only stand rapt, and breathless at what had just happened.....
by Andy Simpkins
Mon Nov 26, 2007 9:49 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition December 2007
Replies: 7
Views: 14118

"My God, 5.Have you been out for a meal with William Shatner?"

Davis Tennant was doing his best impression of a Jewish tailor.....

"Come closer, I want to see if a mans lips taste the same as a womans....."
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Nov 11, 2007 10:36 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Oh dear...
Replies: 4
Views: 16284

http://forums.moneysavingexpert.com/showthread.html?t=584591 It's rather ironic that my girlfriends nephews girlfriend; Sue, works for Hampshire CID...Needless to say,I have saved the picture, printed it out and have given it to my girlfriend who has stuck it on Sue's fridge door where it will be th...
by Andy Simpkins
Sun Oct 28, 2007 10:41 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition November 2007
Replies: 6
Views: 12371

"Ha ha ha...you've had a Dalek on a Humans head now have a taste of your own medicine"

The cast and audience of 'The Dalek Masterplan' were taken aback when a previous Doctor made an unexpected appearance......

"Now that I've scared the crap out of everyone here,I will now look for Nick Briggs...."
by Andy Simpkins
Mon Sep 24, 2007 9:18 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition October 2007
Replies: 6
Views: 14137

Skelton:"Ere Guv,these trousers are really crushing my tackle....." Hunt:"Shut it,or I'll do to you what I did to The Nonce all those years ago...." Carling:"Here we are in the crummy backstreets of London in the early 1980's.Hardly Miami Bleedin' Vice,isn't it?" The cast of 'Ashes To Ashes' made th...
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