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Sooty?
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Post by macfadyan »

catwillow wrote:Sooty?

Bill, it's over to you...


LOL :twisted: :lol:
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Oooooo.....

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Heather,how would anyone be able to administer an enema to Sooty?After all,he has had Matthew Corbetts hand up his....(sound of hand being clamped over mouth,sound of van pulling up and a nice muscular man saying'Now,Mr. Simpkins,let us take you to a nice place where you have your own padded room and all the mashed banana you can eat with a spoon....) :D
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Actually that was Terry Gilliam ...... and while he was boozing I joined the crew of his latest movie and told them to scrap everything they'd filmed because I wasn't satisfied and we'd have to do it all again but this time with more expensive sets.

I've been doing it for years, he still hasn't caught on :twisted:
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Sooty?

Now there's a tale.

It involves a sadistic doctor, a case of suspected appendicitis, a rubber glove, half a dozen medical students and a handful of jelly :shock:

I still can't look at a trifle without a tear in my eye.
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Oooooo......

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For Goodness' sake,do not say things like that.I have never had so many people take such an avid interest in my derriere.A few of them were female and very attractive but all I could raise was an embarrassed smile :( .Regrettably,they were medical students and trainee doctors so they had seen it all before...
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Post by lordsummerisle »

You still have to ask the question though ...... why is that all proctologists have hands like a bunch of bananas?
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Because it makes them uniquely qualified for the job;to make one's eyes water :shock:
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Post by Adam J Purcell »

What's that? You made their mouths water?!

I think you two should write for the Spanky's Bungalow Monthly (by Panini) - I hear they have an entire section devoted to 'real life stories' such as these!
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Post by Andy Simpkins »

That's not a bad idea,Adam.I could put in a few pithy comments about how they never warm their hands before carrying out an examination,external or otherwise :shock: You said that Spanky's Bungalow was rife with unhealthy practices and sordid deeds.A new contest on this site could be how long one could retain the contents of an enema syringe (while someone stands by with a stopwatch) before making a rather hasty exit.Something worthy of the pages of Spanky's Bungalow,methinks.... :?
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