The Shat is cool?! Not cool enough - he should be room temperature and not more! Hey, I wonder if he can swim? No, 'swim' not sing - we already know he can't do that!
It could have been worse, if it wasn't for Bill things may have been a lot different, Jeffrey Hunter could have continued as Captain Christopher Pike, we'd have never had the episode of him disabled sat in that Davros like chair unable to do anything but beep a red light, which would mean the incredibly funny Star Trek episode of Futurama would never have been made. All those songs Bill did would no longer exist, Core digital pictures would likely have never been formed, Lexx would have ended up with third rate CG for its first four films and thus no final fourth season for me to rip the piss out of.. the funny movie free enterprise wouldn't have been made. There wouldn't have been arguments with trek fans about who was the best captain since J. Hunter is hardly gonna win, so many jokes and impressions of Bill would never have happened.. Wow.. I didn't realise the difference he's had in the world until I started writing that lol! not bad for an actor hehehe
Enough!
What are you doing wasting time babbling about the Shat, when you should be working on The Bu... oops, nearly gave it away.
Adam is desperate to see a naked Blanche! He spent the first fifteen minutes after downloading a certain treat you sent, staring at the midsection of the "figure" wondering if she was wearing anything.
Now then, the Shat is nothing . For your information, young man, all these things you accredit to him, should be accredited to one Dr. John Smith, Totter's Lane, Shoreditch, London.
After all, without HIM, we'd all be a lot less busy on that certain something...
(Tony now runs off, rubbing his hands with glee and thinking he's got away with it....)
YOU HAVE BEEN WATCHING.....
Mac (the Menlove Stokes of Dr Who music, apparently...)
"You can hear the whole of Human history in the sound of a cello"
It has come to my attention that one of my esteemed collegues is somewhat of an arachnaphobic nature.This is wholey understandable given the nature of the creatures in question.I can speak from personal experience of how cunning the little buggers can be.Read on...
Many years ago,when I was still a spotty faced teenager,my bedroom wall used to be festooned with posters featuring my favourite heavy metal guitar heroes in all their glory.One such poster taking pride of place above my bed was that of Angus Young;lead guitarist with the rock band AC/DC.One hot summers night,I retired after a night of carousing down at one of my favourite hostelries in Crawley and looked forward to a night of drunken,if blissful,sleep.This was not to be....
I was woken up about 1am by a loud 'tik-tik-tik....sckriiitch.....tik-tik-tik...scriiitch...etc....Blinking sleepily.I switched on my bedside light and looked around.blearily eyed and found out the source of the noise.
One of Mr.Gallichans pet hates had found its way onto my Angus Young poster and was endevouring to clamber up its shiny surface but was slipping in the process as the tapping of its little feet suggested followed by a slipping as it slid down a few inches.
Giving voice to a squawk of panic and rage,I grabbed the nearest heavy object to hand and pulverised the offending creature,leaving a rather messy mark all over Angus Young's face...
If this foul creature had been allowed to continue its nocturnal meanderings,I shudder to think where it would have ended up.I have never ingested a spider before and have no intention of doing so in the future.
Spiders are full of protein and are especially useful for catching any flies you may have accidentally swallowed.
I find the bigger hairier spiders tickle the throat a little, you can always liquidise them first if that causes distress. Just be careful not to eat too many big spiders - though they may make you immortal you could well end up turning into a massive snake and attack local schools.
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Andy Simpkins wrote:There again,Adam,they could turn me into a gibbering incoherent idiot and make me attack Middle Eastern countries on the flimsiest of excuses...
Um don't you already do the first half of that???
I'm sorry for being rude dear Crumby (or should I say George Bush III)
Oh well