Whilst I was on my way back from a job trial on a farm in Cornwall, I got held up on a train near Exeter.
Some poor bugger committed suicide on the tracks.
Unfortunately for me, I was on the train the ran him over.
My travel time should've been 5 hours, but due to the unfortunate situation, my overall travel time on the trains became 8 hours.
I was annoyed and nackered when I arrived back home.