Just thought you should all know that lordsummerisle spent most of the journey home frightening teenagers.
The poor lads were sitting on the train with their girls trying to look hard and he started making drunken and loud comments about wanting to hit someone.
They all got off at the next stop, poor loves - they were meant to get off at London Bridge but fear for their lives made them endure the wait for the next train.
Of course it would have been more impressive if it hadn't been for the raspy stage whisper to the rest of us: "It's ok, I'm only kidding.!"
He is a strangely sadistic drunk...