Just to let you know,I am not council house riff-raff.I am a proud home-owner ( he says,puffing himself up like a love-sick bull-frog ).I have a crippling mortgage and all the attendant bills that go with it.
At least us residents of Hyde Drive ( or Ifield West as it should be called) do not have a nightly curfew from dusk til dawn imposed on the residents of Sotus-more Green (for their own good and protection,of course) by Dear Leader,Generallisimo,All worship His Name Adam Purcell and all people who transgress this rule will be hung up by their thumbs from streetlights whilst wearing a placard saying :"Look upon this piece of dirt who dares to defile the name of our benevolent leader and question his boundless wisdom and infinite compassion and leadership"
Just because I live in a 'right to buy' ex-council house,it doesn't make me the scum of the earth,and one more thing.....
(walks off muttering angrily to himself in search of warm beer and a warmer female to console himself with.....)
I wish I was a glow-worm,a glow-worm's never glum,it's hard to be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum!