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by Adam J Purcell
Sun May 04, 2003 7:13 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition May 2003
Replies: 3
Views: 8201

Caption Competition May 2003

A shot from Tony's new 'reality' TV programme. His numerous pets are not shown!

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by Adam J Purcell
Wed Apr 16, 2003 12:55 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition April 2003
Replies: 3
Views: 8551

"Damn, it slipped out of my hand again! That's the last time I use gold plated toilet roll!"
by Adam J Purcell
Sun Apr 13, 2003 6:27 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition April 2003
Replies: 3
Views: 8551

Caption Competition April 2003

Here we go again... Another caption competition!

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by Adam J Purcell
Mon Mar 17, 2003 1:46 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: As there's been no March Caption Comp....
Replies: 3
Views: 3556

Not as funny, but this is a classic:

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by Adam J Purcell
Fri Mar 07, 2003 8:55 am
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition February 2003
Replies: 6
Views: 12781

From outside the window, the dread Ham Burglar watches on in amusement as his latest brain-washed goon is about to continue his killing spree.
by Adam J Purcell
Thu Feb 27, 2003 1:28 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: Re: Thought of the Day: The Meek inheriting the Earth
Replies: 2
Views: 4095

Meek? No, that was a typo - it was really 'the geek shall inherit the Earth." Sadly it has already come true - worship your new master Bill Gates! Let him riffle through your computer when you do a Windows Update. Let him force you to use his buggy, virus loving, software. Let him force you to upgra...
by Adam J Purcell
Fri Feb 21, 2003 8:56 am
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition February 2003
Replies: 6
Views: 12781

After murdering Simon Templar, Tony asks Keith for advice on how to make a pasty...
by Adam J Purcell
Thu Feb 20, 2003 5:51 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Tony! Where are you?
Replies: 7
Views: 4429

Didn't he become one of the London Fields Disappeared? If not, his number must be coming up soon!!

We've got this board connected to the ethereal realm, so he can probably answer either way... Is anybody out there..?
by Adam J Purcell
Mon Feb 17, 2003 2:06 pm
Forum: The Cre'at Club
Topic: Bucky Novelty Thong
Replies: 0
Views: 9288

Bucky Novelty Thong

http://www.staggeringstories.net/thong.jpg Soon to be available as a special purchase from BuckCo Ltd, the outstanding Bucky Novelty Thong - "If you can't please her, at least make her laugh!" Available with authentic Bucky Hair or, alternatively, with cut outs for your own to spill through (limite...
by Adam J Purcell
Sun Feb 16, 2003 3:47 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition February 2003
Replies: 6
Views: 12781

Caption Competition February 2003

That's Tony on the left and Keith on the right but what should the caption be?
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