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by Adam J Purcell
Fri Jan 10, 2003 2:23 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: A few thoughts about the latest stuff...
Replies: 7
Views: 7413

...open a can of Lord M on your ass! :shock: Oo-er! I knew you had a few problems but I didn't realise they went that far! Me, obsessed with dead bodies?! Just because I once checked your loft for one - you do live in the Death Capital of Crawley, if not Sussex - seemed like a sensible precaution! ...
by Adam J Purcell
Fri Jan 10, 2003 2:10 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Ginsters
Replies: 5
Views: 5210

There you go - a special offer! Did they find all of the parts to those two dismembered bodies that were discovered recently? I'm sure they didn't! Why do you think they put so much pepper in those pies? Probably a better preservative than salt... Anyway, if you want something nice perhaps you shoul...
by Adam J Purcell
Wed Jan 08, 2003 8:23 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Is a Triangle..
Replies: 3
Views: 12383

When is a Triangle not a Triangle? When it is a Spanish Armpit.

No, our Triangle is not mearly half a square, oh no. It is an intergalactic epic of epic proportions told on the epic backdrop of many epic universes! It also smells like kippers.
by Adam J Purcell
Wed Jan 08, 2003 7:11 pm
Forum: Musings: The Comeback
Topic: Bill Shatner is cool!
Replies: 9
Views: 26520

Shatner's Cool?

The Shat is cool?! Not cool enough - he should be room temperature and not more! Hey, I wonder if he can swim? No, 'swim' not sing - we already know he can't do that!
by Adam J Purcell
Wed Jan 08, 2003 7:04 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: A few thoughts about the latest stuff...
Replies: 7
Views: 7413

The Truth

I think he is referring to his drying out - kicking the booze, drugs, gorging, goats and 80's music. I don't think he's got the willpower myself, but we'll all support you old friend!
by Adam J Purcell
Tue Jan 07, 2003 9:38 pm
Forum: Staggering General
Topic: Happy 1st Birthday Staggering Stories!
Replies: 2
Views: 3383

Happy 1st Birthday Staggering Stories!

Yes, today is our 1st birthday (observed!) A cheer for everyone that has helped make Staggering Stories what it is today. It has been a lot of work over the past 12 months, not to mention the 6 months or so it took to build the site up ready for launch before that. Thanks to the many people who have...
by Adam J Purcell
Fri Jan 03, 2003 11:42 pm
Forum: The Cre'at Club
Topic: Keith Dunn Looks Like...
Replies: 11
Views: 68713

Keith Dunn Looks Like...

Tell us who you think Keith Dunn Looks Like!
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by Adam J Purcell
Mon Dec 30, 2002 11:11 pm
Forum: Completely Off-Topic
Topic: Ginsters
Replies: 5
Views: 5210

Ginsters

Is it my imagination or do Ginsters (the pie/pasty/sausage roll people) have a 50% extra free whenever a big news story about a missing person (or persons) becomes news? :twisted:
by Adam J Purcell
Sun Dec 29, 2002 11:55 pm
Forum: Competitions
Topic: Caption Competition January 2003
Replies: 9
Views: 20143

Look out Cre'at - that fat one's getting away!
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