Will Robinson:"Robot,what will I be when I grow up?"
Robot:"You will be wearing a dress and have a bald bonce with a boney crest on it.You will also constantly be thinking of the right things to say in order to charm your way into an alien ambassadors knickers."
Will Robinson:"Sounds cool.By the way,Robot,what has happened to Dr.Smith?"
Robot:"Well,Gary Oldman was too expensive and won't be available for another 30 years so we got Keith Dunn instead."
Keith:"Robot,you never told me about this quicksand that I seem to have into...."
Robot:"That is not quicksand,you are slowly crouching down below the view of the camera.This is a low budget,Friday tea-time TV space opera show that you have seem to have wandered into...."
I wish I was a glow-worm,a glow-worm's never glum,it's hard to be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum!