Caption Competition December 2005

Post by **Adam J Purcell** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 6:02 pm

It may not be festive but perhaps this lot are enjoying themselves anyway? What, though, is the caption?

Andy Simpkins · Post by **Andy Simpkins** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 9:54 pm

The latest line in futuristic sauna's got their long over-due preview.

Captain Archer:"No,I've had enough of Human and Vulcan females!This is where I really cross strange new frontiers!"

In the absence of birch twigs,the bridge crew of the USS Enterprise NX-01 had to resort to other means of sado-maschistic pleasure......

Hobbit · Post by **Hobbit** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:08 pm

Archer wished he had kept that optician's appointment - three females to chose from in the mutual massage session and he picked the dog.

Post by **Adam J Purcell** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:49 pm

Watching Hoshi and T'Pol rub each other down didn't seem enough to get the ratings up. Their only hope was to get the Dog Fanciers viewing too...

tallorder · Post by **tallorder** » Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:20 pm

T'pol attempted one of the rarer disciplines, a three-way animal mind-meld, to prove herself worthy of Kolinhar.

[Bakula thinks] and I thought I'd worked with some dogs on Quantum Leap...

In a desperate attempt to push up flagging ratings, Season 5 of Enterprise was to feature scenes appealing to a wider demographic.

So it's not UPN, but I'm sure we'll find an audience on XXX The Fantasy Channel

Where no man has gone before... with an audience. Down Boy!

So this is what happened to Aramis!

I'll oil him up... just you hold on ladies.

So Captain, how can you tell when a Dog's arse is actually decontaminated?

lordsummerisle · Post by **lordsummerisle** » Sat Dec 10, 2005 10:23 pm

Porthos' strip poker evenings never failed to show who had the real brains aboard the Enterprise.

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Caption Competition December 2005

Caption Competition December 2005