Caption Competition January 2007

Post by **Adam J Purcell** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 1:39 pm

Here's Commander Will Riker and a couple of friends. But what is the capion?

tallorder · Post by **tallorder** » Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:06 pm

The position of 1st Officer's PA was one Riker enjoyed filling.

Riker liked the brunette, but thought the blonde would know better how he liked his cigar to be clipped.

Riker: I'm knew this beard was a babe magnet!

Hobbit · Post by **Hobbit** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:32 pm

Though Riker appreciated their enthusiasm, the cheerleaders for the Enterprise D Inter-Ship Blow Football Tournament were really putting him off his shot.

Andy Simpkins · Post by **Andy Simpkins** » Tue Jan 30, 2007 10:07 pm

"Ladies, I don't suppose you have heard of a 20th century politician called Bill Clinton and what he used to do with cigars?......."

If they rubbed long and hard enough,the girls were sure they could generate enough static electricity on Rikers jumpsuit so they could stick balloons to him.....

"Let's look at it like this, girls.In 20 years time, my man-boobs will be as big as yours....."

lordsummerisle · Post by **lordsummerisle** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 11:19 pm

I'd like to think of something funny to say about this picture but it's far too close to a dream I have all too regularly.

Anyway, we all know he's only keeping 'em warm for Picard, the only real babe-magnet on the Enterprise.

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Caption Competition January 2007

Caption Competition January 2007