From left to right we have: Inara, Jayne (yes, that's really his name) and Mal. But what is the caption?
Caption Competition May 2004
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Adam J Purcell
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Caption Competition May 2004
Yes it's (almost) that time again...
From left to right we have: Inara, Jayne (yes, that's really his name) and Mal. But what is the caption?
From left to right we have: Inara, Jayne (yes, that's really his name) and Mal. But what is the caption?
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Andy Simpkins
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"You have something green with lots of tentacles and suckers clinging onto your back..."
"Mal,you should really do something about that builders-bum of yours..."
Inara,living up to her profession as courtesan,wondered if a hot,sweaty and kinky threesome were in order on the cargo bay floor...
The crew of the 'Serenity' were hard at work practicing their catalogue posing.....
"Mal,you should really do something about that builders-bum of yours..."
Inara,living up to her profession as courtesan,wondered if a hot,sweaty and kinky threesome were in order on the cargo bay floor...
The crew of the 'Serenity' were hard at work practicing their catalogue posing.....
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I wish I was a glow-worm,a glow-worm's never glum,it's hard to be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum!
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In the future 'Spot the Ball' competitions were far more metaphysical.
Mal's 'Gumbie' impression still needed a lot of work
And once again, the set of 'Alien' makes an award-winning comeback...
Mal hadn't noticed his feet were on fire... (obscure lighting joke)
Jayne was the winner at 'Simon Says' when 'Put your hands on your hips' flummocked Inara and Mal
I thankew!
Mal's 'Gumbie' impression still needed a lot of work
And once again, the set of 'Alien' makes an award-winning comeback...
Mal hadn't noticed his feet were on fire... (obscure lighting joke)
Jayne was the winner at 'Simon Says' when 'Put your hands on your hips' flummocked Inara and Mal
I thankew!
Staggering Stories - I don't like it but I know why!
Mal felt his belt slip and prayed that the braces would take the strain.
Mal realised that the last bowel movement had blown a hole right through the seat of his pants.
Jayne: You put your hand up there and I'll do the voice
Inara hoped that Jayne would mention that the high-waisted look was so last year...
Mal: So does it just say 'Kick Me' or what?
Mal realised that the last bowel movement had blown a hole right through the seat of his pants.
Jayne: You put your hand up there and I'll do the voice
Inara hoped that Jayne would mention that the high-waisted look was so last year...
Mal: So does it just say 'Kick Me' or what?
Ian D. McArdell says...
"You have often said... pass"
"You have often said... pass"
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Adam J Purcell
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Captain Malcolm Reynolds instantly regretted uttering the words 'Well bugger me!" as the crew discovered their mysterious cargo was a frozen fugitive.
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Jayne says to Inara "Well it isn't my fault he's standing in front of an open cargo bay hatch - come on just let me push him once - it'll be fun!"
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Mal: "Well, Jayne, that's the last time I let you down here when we're carrying livestock."
Jayne: "Hey, we haven't had a good barbecue in days!"
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Jayne says to Inara "Well it isn't my fault he's standing in front of an open cargo bay hatch - come on just let me push him once - it'll be fun!"
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Mal: "Well, Jayne, that's the last time I let you down here when we're carrying livestock."
Jayne: "Hey, we haven't had a good barbecue in days!"
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Rochelle Siegel Smith
Re: Caption Competition May 2004
Adam J Purcell wrote:Yes it's (almost) that time again...
From left to right we have: Inara, Jayne (yes, that's really his name) and Mal. But what is the caption?
"See ya INARA!"
JAYNE:"First hide MAL-ice under the floorboard!"
MAL:"Okay...okay Jayne, we'll do a threesome!